EstraDoll [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 4 months agoyou can't see it under the dress but you KNOW princess peach has an absolute dumptruck of an ass. her highness's name is Princess Toadstool but everyone in the mushroom kingdom calls her "Peach"???message-squaremessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up156arrow-down1message-squareyou can't see it under the dress but you KNOW princess peach has an absolute dumptruck of an ass. her highness's name is Princess Toadstool but everyone in the mushroom kingdom calls her "Peach"???EstraDoll [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 4 months agomessage-square24fedilinkfile-text
the only reasonable interpretation of this is that Peach has a giant ass. thank you for coming to my ted talk
minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 months agotoads frantically scouring the kingdom for cushions big enough to support her royal cheeks
minus-squareEstraDoll [she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 months agothey should just use their heads they have big, round, presumably soft heads they are called toads her name is toadstool they are her stool easy
minus-squarekristina [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months ago They are her stool
toads frantically scouring the kingdom for cushions big enough to support her royal cheeks
they should just use their heads
easy