sorry, but

pour toxic waste everywhere

indigenous people

sprays pesticide all over food

don’t know

kill every buffalo and pile their skulls into a mountain

how to

turn the entire continental shelf into a parking lot

use the

embalm the dead with formaldehyde and bury them in an expensive box that biodegrades as slowly as possible

land properly

burn fossil fuels until the planet becomes uninhabitable

so god gave it to us instead

eating nothing but burgers for 50 years

it’s called manifest destiny you wouldn’t understand it

die of stomach cancer