• Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        4 months ago

        it’d be funny if they were both hooplahing for biden on a gamble of becoming president via the vice-presidential seat but biden decides in a complete upset declares Nancy Pelosi as his new Vice-presidential runningmate, wins office and dies on day one

        • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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          4 months ago

          Pelosi gets the heart-attack gun on day two and then we welcome President Chump Fuckley (R, Missouri) because Democrats didn’t bother to get their succession order lined up.