• z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    When he dies, I’d like the address of his grave please…I am getting a premonition of me having explosive diarrhea, and I’d like to know the address of the perfect toilet.

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      3 months ago

      He doesn’t deserve your water, besides, it belongs to the tribe

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        3 months ago

        So say we all.

        Edit: yes yes yes I know I stir the pot.

        Bless the Maker and His water.

        Bless the coming and going of Him.

        May His passage cleanse the world.

        May He keep the world for His people.