MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoOld school shitpostinglemmy.todayimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1602arrow-down121
arrow-up1581arrow-down1imageOld school shitpostinglemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·edit-22 months agoI heard it as "In days of old, When knights were bold And condoms weren’t invented, They put their socks upon their cocks And babies were prevented."
minus-squarerealitistalinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-22 months agoYeah that’s the one I know, though I think it sounds nicer with the wording I know: “A sock was placed upon the cock, And babies were prevented”
minus-squareTurtlePowerlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoMy favorite was always: "Here I sit, all brokenhearted. Came to shit, but only farted!"
minus-squaredemizerone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThe knights of old beat off into socks.
I heard it as
"In days of old,
When knights were bold
And condoms weren’t invented,
They put their socks upon their cocks
And babies were prevented."
Yeah that’s the one I know, though I think it sounds nicer with the wording I know:
“A sock was placed upon the cock, And babies were prevented”
My favorite was always:
"Here I sit, all brokenhearted.
Came to shit, but only farted!"
The knights of old beat off into socks.