You can say “fuck” on the internet.
fuck
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Whew, I think I got away with it!
POLICE OPEN UP
YOU ARE NOT AN AUTHORISED USER OF PROFANITY
Oh shit! I didn’t do it!
STOP
RESISTINGSWEARING!!!The bot overlords will be the judge of that.
If you type your password here it gets censored. Like *********.
Im telling
Whoever you’re telling, tell them I said fuck off.
“F*ck” on the Internet
They’re still taking the same 3 spots expected with the slanted lines. If they really wanted to be a dick they’d be parked across 3 of the regular spaces.
Counting the special space, it looks like they are taking four spaces.
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
BMW ownership has been shown to alter the owner’s perception of reality. While to us normal people it looks like this poor bastard can’t park to save his life, it is actually perfectly within the lines of all parking spaces, all at once, in the alternate reality the BMW owner lives in.
Replace BMW with bro-dozer and we’re talking.
It’s worse than not giving a fuck. They seriously do it on purpose.
