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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
News coverage from 2014, when the dead baby bear was found
Really amazing what brain worms cause people to do sometimes
News coverage from 2014, when the dead baby bear was found
Really amazing what brain worms cause people to do sometimes
What. the. fuck.
So basically, “I was going to skin and eat this baby bear, but I was late to dinner at Peter Luger Steakhouse, so I hid the baby bear in Central Park and put a bike next to it to make it look like a bike accident killed it instead. You know, because I was in a hurry to get to the airport.”
I love that he decided to tell this story to Roseanne Barr, of all people. I also love “everyone else with me was drinking but I definitely wasn’t drinking.”
Sir, you’re a fucking Kennedy.
Also I think since his lineage is moonshine runners from Appalachia he’s a hillbilly, not a redneck