• Evil_Shrubbery
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    3 months ago

    Of, yes, I totally agree it’s very bad for kittens, just the least bad in the long run. As if that wasn’t depressive enough, I then inevitably think of the reason why that is so, what “we” even got in return … let’s just say that of I had button that would instantly kill all humans that would be morally quite the decision (Im joking, Im a millennial, ofc I’d fingerfuck the shit out of that button).

    My overall evil plans for the nuclear fallout include expanding over a great metropolitan area, crush the inhospitable and toxic human materials sealing them away somewhere deep, and then be a safe haven for various habitats (like a water thing, high up brb thing, some open savannah, etc), all shielded by thicker outside leaves.

    Once I grow & reach low orbit I’ll just grow to the moon, next I’ll dyson the sun (except for the equatorial area to keep the planets in light), which in turn will allow me to reach Uranus & make it all hairy. I’m told it’s important to have goals to focus on. This one is mine.

    Before that ofc I need a portable white hole device to get the building blocks for all that.