Croix is French for Cross, a reference to how when Jesus was dying on the cross, he asked for soda, and they gave him a sponge with lemon mineral water in it to torture him
They gave him an unflavored club soda and a walkie-talkie with shitty reception, and screamed the names of fruits into the other walkie-talkie while he drank the club soda.
Croix is French for Cross, a reference to how when Jesus was dying on the cross, he asked for soda, and they gave him a sponge with lemon mineral water in it to torture him
Read your Bibles, folks
They gave him an unflavored club soda and a walkie-talkie with shitty reception, and screamed the names of fruits into the other walkie-talkie while he drank the club soda.