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This page would go so much harder with a Bob-omb
Don’t say Bob-omb to airport security. Even if it’s a joke, they have to take every threat literally, and they can and will fuck up the rest of your day. I once saw a guy chained to the floor who was getting slammed by a full grown Thwomp repeatedly.
Damn, the worst I got was a cavity search from a Goomba.
To this day, I don’t know which of us was more traumatized.
They forgot the secret and most important fourth tool:
spoiler
Cheat code: If your skin tone isn’t on the palette (Like green), you get to go on no questions asked.
