• Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Summoning pagan god of fertility?

    If you can’t find human friends or mates, don’t you thing that’s a bit out of your league. I have the impression it likes more the type of people whose hobbies include occasional orgy.

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      1 month ago

      So because they’re the pagan god of fertility, the only thing they’re interested in is sex? Are you suggesting that gods can’t have hobbies, too? Seems a bit presumptuous of a mere mortal, but pop off, ig

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        1 month ago

        Hell, ol’ horny goatman could building up the summoner’s confidence with a long term goal of increasing fertility while also being a good friend. The goals don’t have to be exclusive!

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          Exactly! If we worship the gods, I’d expect them to consider us friends as long as their job isn’t to torment and murder us. That Christian one, I’m not so sure about.