It’s set in the style of a cinematic movie trailer, with a ton of glossy stock nature shots. It has (I think) AI Morgan Freeman as the voiceover. It’s about 2 minutes long, and the punch line is something along the lines of “…it all depended on one fact, that he was gay and chinese”. It got posted on /r/chapotraphouse a long time ago, and I haven’ been able to find it since.
following this thread intently in case someone dregs this one up