Gork to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days agoI'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.files.catbox.moeimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1693arrow-down16
arrow-up1687arrow-down1imageI'll have a Number 9, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, two Number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.files.catbox.moeGork to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·24 days agoI was caught, many years ago. 78.94 in a 50. I was driving a 1988 ford fiesta 1.1 (hint you don’t even get an engine that small in the USA, I think 1.6 is the smallest in a fiesta). So in a proper car? That’s got to be easy.
minus-squareludlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·23 days agoWhy in the actual fuck were you driving so fast? And why do you remember your speed with two decimal precision?
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·22 days agoBecause, that’s what the police told me it was.
minus-squarer00ty@kbin.lifelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 days agoI was a teenager, it was a dual carriageway with no pedestrians. Not that it’s any of your fucking business you fucking plank.
I was caught, many years ago. 78.94 in a 50. I was driving a 1988 ford fiesta 1.1 (hint you don’t even get an engine that small in the USA, I think 1.6 is the smallest in a fiesta). So in a proper car? That’s got to be easy.
Why in the actual fuck were you driving so fast? And why do you remember your speed with two decimal precision?
Because, that’s what the police told me it was.
And what about the other question?
I was a teenager, it was a dual carriageway with no pedestrians.
Not that it’s any of your fucking business you fucking plank.
Well fuck you then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯