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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.

  • GoodEye8English
    4·
    2 months ago

    But you’d be stuck in the middle seat. You really want to torture yourself like that?

    • TheAuthor_13
      7·
      2 months ago

      It’s 100% a lose-lose situation no matter how you chop it up, so if I can at least get some Betelgeuse-level of affection from the designated House slut in the meantime, it’ll dull the pain otherwise.

      • GoodEye8English
        1·
        2 months ago

        Well I’m sure the devil will also give a fiery handy if you ask nicely. Worst case he puts in seat 9 so I see sitting next to the devil as a better option.