We should just pretend like vegan cat food is drugs, claim it gives our cats superfeline powers, claim it is constantly being poisoned by the meat industry as it kills our cats of malnutrition (for the record: I’ve heard vegan cat food helped some cats with meat allergy to live longer), make pro-billionaire memes featuring stuff like how now billionaires used to eat vegan cat food for every meal since they were so poor, etc.