There are clearly breasts in that thumbnail image. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
woah the first one of these I’ve seen on Lemmy! can’t believe it’s been so lon-- oh no… I feel sick. Something coming over m–
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because somebody dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn mess. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you mfs are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so that we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
