I work at a grocery store and get paid $13 an hour to bring them back inside. With my experience being shown to you, I hope this expression can have some more effect as to further express my perseption of your actions.

Fuck. You.

Honk honk am goose, no braincells. Honk.

yo honk honk am here to help. Right click the back button to bring up a menu of several previous pages select when it was the search engine or whatever you used before. For Firefox. If you’re on chrome, you can cry. Honk honk, goose out.

me with 3,255 praetorian kills

why didn’t I think of that? why didn’t I magically get the hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy a house somewhere else?

woah the first one of these I’ve seen on Lemmy! can’t believe it’s been so lon-- oh no… I feel sick. Something coming over m–

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because somebody dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn mess. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you mfs are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so that we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

Idk what to think. Don’t even have an opinion, just here to save people from annoying news websites

James Carlson, a Brooklyn lawyer and activist, on charges of arson and criminal mischief. Prosecutors said he ignited an Israeli flag with a lighter and destroyed a camera in jail. They say he also broke into a university building, for which he faces a separate case. “This defendant’s alleged activity went beyond legal and peaceful protest,” Mr. Bragg said in a statement announcing the charges against Mr. Carlson, 40, an attorney from Park Slope. “This type of behavior will not be tolerated.”

yay glad to see it coming! also something something steamdeck something something PC

oh… yeah. My bad lol

…or just someone who clicks the first link in Google aka probs >50% of ppl

hmm, seems like that has to have a name where you try to simplify something but you slowly realize why each piece was needed. Best I could find is “Chesterton’s Fence”.

There’s an unwritten rule in the remote Australian Outback. When traversing vast cattle farms on endless gravel roads, every once in a while, you might come across a seemingly random gate. The rule is to leave the gate as you found it. If it’s open, keep it that way. If it’s closed, shut it behind you. The reason is simple: You shouldn’t make assumptions about the gate’s purpose. That’s essentially the idea behind Chesterton’s Fence, a principle everyone in the business of enacting change should know.

Remember that non electric cars are still dangerous too. I saw a gas car wreck today on the side of the interstate that had 2 firetrucks, an ambulance and about 3 cop cars. That isn’t going to make the same level of national attention as this is.

News sites like to over dramatize green energy dangers and will tell you that birds running Into windmills is a massive issue and ignore that statistically fossil fuels cause ~50x more bird deaths per unit of energy than windmills (iirc).

Yes, the cybertruck sucks and probably should be banned, but it’s still green energy and you can’t let it distract you from the benefits of all electric vehicles.

Interesting. Thank you.

I saw a meme that was the trolly problem where voters could let the train continue and hit LGBT, racial minorites, [bunch of other stuff here], and Palestine (alluding to trump). or they could pull the lever and only hit Palestine and leave the other people alive (alluding to at the time Biden).

The bottom pannel was the voter saying “I refuse to participate in a broken system” as all the minorities got ran over by the train.

I sent this in the family discord and now I have to explain hexadecimal to my dad lol. Thanks for this, very fun!

I got Hexcodle #396 in 5! Score: 56%

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now I don’t recommend or trust this site as hormones seem dangerous to mess with and I probably shouldn’t be trusted with needles but here’s something related. Use at own risk I guess https://diyhrt.wiki/

edit: apparently estrogen is literally only $200 a year?? I thought it would be thousands, go figure.

WOO! STORYTIME 🤩

I love that I can read half this thread as someone who only knows English lol

I don’t know this language and just reading this as English this is so funny

I don’t “soil” what does this mean?