• hoodlem@hoodlem.me
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    1 year ago

    By the time the fire brigade arrived at the store, the spider was nowhere to be seen, local media reported.

    The fire brigade. I imagine them busting in. “Nobody move! It’s possible you may get an erection!”

    • GBU_28
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      1 year ago

      Penis inspection day is now today!

      I know none of you had time to prepare, as is your normal right, but get those dick out now