ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 5 days agoWe used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMHslrpnk.netimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down18
arrow-up1258arrow-down1imageWe used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMHslrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 5 days agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squaredwemthy@lemdro.idlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·5 days agoThe ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race
minus-squareshottymcblinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 days agoThank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)linkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoBallistic corkscrew penis. 0 to full in .5 seconds.
The ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race
Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.
Ballistic corkscrew penis.
0 to full in .5 seconds.