Did you all know TBP was married before and got divorced? Alert the masses! Holy shit!
I love how she acts like she was going to actually have to be a single mother 🤣. The needy bitch isn’t capable of being alone, ever!
Breaking news!
I’ve never heard anyone talk about being divorced more than her
She’s divorced? Who knew?
I assume this is the photographer’s video? SNL is looking more like the REAL self here lol.
That’s crazy! I had no idea
Also, she doesn’t seem to understand what POV means. lol
She’s complaining it’s only Tuesday like she goes off to a real job. The big kids are at school, she drops Lemon off after making her do some content then sits at home doing nothing and filtering herself into a different person the rest of the day. Doesn’t cook meals, doesn’t do chores, doesn’t have to do a real job. Tell me why you’re bothered it’s only Tuesday???
What is going on lately with her skin tone? Does she have a trump filter on? Is her spray tan expired? Did she get her new bronzer from Spirit of Halloween?
😂😂😂 I award you for best snark of the week. Tooooo funny!
Lmao 😂😂😂
Ozempic jaundiced her.
Lmao!
Don’t you know? She’s been so desperately busy looking for a goose statue. That’s like, really exhausting ok?!? 🙄🙄🙄
Come on now, bleaching fake bangs and filming videos showing them off is a lot of work. She has to unwind today from that.
It’s exhausting shopping every day. Poor BirdShit.
It’s hard being smol shape shifter Sarah.
I don’t get what she thought was rude but I hate her face lol. Like she’s mad she made plans and now they’re coming up or what?
She’s mad because she won’t have enough time on her sofa.
😂😂😂
It’s funny she can’t make coffee at home ever despite being there so much and I’m sure having fancy appliances for it. I live in Canada and Tim Hortons coffee is really not the tastiest fast coffee you can get (imo) but I guess she gets it for the “I’m Canadian!! ✌🏻✌🏻” schtick
She legit made Shane buy her a Nespresso for her bday and I bet she’s never even used it. It makes FARRRRRRR better coffee than the crap at Tim’s too (I do love Tim’s steeped tea though). Someone has said she has an unlimited Tim’s card or something??
her weekdays are my dream day off. Nice try Sarah.
The way she pronounced the word couture. She’s a fashion girlie, don’t ya know? 😆
Ka-chur 😂 I died 💀
Of course, she got free appliances. How do people relate to her and follow her? I noticed she never does giveaways or anything for her followers either.
Goemans all up in her DM’s begging her to let them give her free appliance’s, f all the way off seriously!
Makes me sick. Not that I’m in the market for appliances but there’s another place I will never be going to if the need for anything arises.
I don’t believe for 1 bloody second she wasn’t contacting every appliance company around to see who was dumb enough to give her hand outs.
Absolutely, she was! The ole “I’ll pay in exposure” BS.
Guaranteed. I’ve actually seen emails from business in Guelph she used to beg for free services for “exposure”. A few declined and she wrote IN AN EMAIL “you’ll be sorry” and pretty much threatened bad exposure. Lucky for her, those businesses are too classy to expose her and are above her crap
Wow! I guess one shouldn’t be surprised at this but, that is hitting an all time low.
Don’t forget the time her and NK steamrolled her ex BFF business by leaving damning and fake reviews after they tried to take advantage of her and they didn’t get what they wanted from her anymore
NK also harassed Shame’s ex. NK is a nut job.
certified
I would love to see those emails!
Holy shit! lol this is just so pathetic of her. She has zero integrity.
What a mega bitch.
Doesn’t look like we’ll be missing out not shopping here
Coincidentally, I am! The freezer on my fridge crapped out. The cheapest I found that fits my needs and space is $1000 USD. I doubt she’s going for the cheapest model. The nicer ones were upwards of $2300 USD and that’s just whatever Costco offered. This company is looking to give her over 10k in appliances and for what?! She’s not gonna necessarily influence anyone to go buy a new fridge just cause they liked hers. It makes no sense!
The fridge she was looking at is $6200. They will be way beyond $10,000. Birdie needs top of the line so she can make her shitty lasagna. I wonder if Shame will be making cooking content?
Sarah and her husband believe they scored a great deal, but in reality, they undersold themselves. I produce video content for various brands, including Samsung, Panasonic, GE, and KitchenAid. These brands collaborate and work with media-savvy designers and chefs. By “work,” I mean paid partnerships, not barter. Designers and chefs typically charge over $30,000 per campaign, with product offered (if they want it) and often an all-expenses-paid trip to CES in Las Vegas. Additionally, designers receive a minimum of $10,000 for on-air work while in Vegas. The brands cover these fees, and their PR agencies handle the arrangements. These aren’t year-long commitments either — we’re talking 4-5 days of work. If the chef or designer hosts an event, that’s another $10,000-$20,000 on top.
For example, we worked with David Rocco for an event and broadcast tour. He earned a substantial amount and generously donated the appliances he was offered—a great guy to work with. The fact that Sarah isn’t securing these types of deals speaks volumes. She’s uncomfortable on camera and doesn’t approach her work with the mindset of building a business. Attending that Disney conference without getting paid? That’s a poor decision. More agencies are catching on that they don’t always need to pay influencers. Offering some product and inviting them to an event can suffice. Influencers hated by the public these days. It’s not smart to work with them for public facing contracts.
That was the funniest part, her oooohing and ahhhing over the stoves when she doesn’t even cook lmao
She probably doesn’t even know how to turn it on. The short lifespan of today’s appliances is one of my major peeves. They cost a fortune and crap out so fast! My new strategy is buying the most basic model since there are fewer things to break.
Don’t forget her mini “pizzas” 🤣
And that soupy made-wrong seafood pizza dip…thing.
And the “lasagna” she made shirtless and left the bacon grease (bacon is lasagna😬) she left in the pan nc “the onions will soak io the flavor) Lordttt this woman-child has a ways to go. And to think she was a food editor 🤣 bc Shane gave her the job
Gave her the job 🌭🌭🌭🌭
Her Forkly videos look like a 4th grader made them.
That sucks. I was almost in the same boat last year but luckily the repairman was able to fix it because I wasn’t happy about the prices for what we needed.
I don’t get why companies jump through hoops to give her things? Like what has even done that makes her worthy of this??? Like sorry but I’m not gonna run out to this place just because they’re giving her a freebie, that makes me want to stay away.
The fridge that she showed in her post is not cheap. My mom has one and my dad nearly had a heart attack when he found out the price
I hate that she brags. She’s repulsive
Where’s the snatched jawline and button nose 👀 and for someone who “doesn’t get lip filler” there sure is a lot of migration under her nose
Notice how all the pictures showcase HER? It’s not about their anniversary at all, it’s about more pictures of Sarah. Shane staring lovingly at Sarah, shane holding up Sarah, Shane standing behind Sarah, Shane having to dip Sarah, all about Sarah.
🎯 just a total 🎯 and might I add she was orchestrating every shot so that it got her best angles. It’s once again about her insecurities and how she HAS to look her best, even to the point where she shuts out all the natural, spontaneous love a couple can show. Sorry but it all seemed too stilted and curated . And maybe if it hadn’t all been done for more follower content, she might have actually had a meaningful Anniversary shoot. She wants these photos to show them growing old together, yet she is constantly doing everything she can to morph into a 20 something , ( a life stage she kinda missed) through makeup, filters, aesthetic treatments, weird clothes, and making herself what she is not! All the while her husband is aging and eventually , it will show up . Time will tell how this one turns out.
Sarah embodies and promotes the very issues she claims to stand against. She is more contrived than a Victoria Secret model. From her make up, lashes, laser face lifts, filters, fillers and fake hair, she reinforces beauty standards instead of challenging them. All she does is encourage women to spend and seek a vapid lifestyle. She’s greedy, selfish and unkind. She will never share the spotlight. She even competes with her youngest. I’m sick of her and her husbands bull shit. Grifters always grifting.
She’s even more damaging than a VS model. At least VS models (mostly) acknowledge that they meet a certain beauty standard and the work it takes to achieve that.
Well said!!! 👏🏻👏🏻
They need to give up the back breaking dip shot they keep doing because it looks awkward as hell. They simply cannot pull it off.
It’s so embarrassing and I love that for them
They are trashy try hards
She uses ketchup as spaghetti sauce and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Bingo! She’s disgusting
Very astute observation!
LoL…the filter migration is awful
Birds a liar once again. Acting like she films her videos in the camera app when we know damn well she films them somewhere else to filter. Her camera videos would not be as blurry as they are if she actually used that app.
If that’s her story then why does the latest iPhone that’s known for video quality, have such blurry, crappy videos for her…something doesn’t add up…lol.
J’s story was way clearer, not a coincidence.
Same with the video in the car the glitch on her mouth I’m surprised she didn’t catch it
Super busy career day for birdie, driving 40 mins to go pick up her stupid goose. This woman never fails to get what she wants, it’s insane.
Girl, bye. Go to bed if sports hurt your feelings. Even when my team loses, it’s fun AF. We trash talk and pretend we are analyists, lol. You have been a fan all of a year. Come at me when you have sat through 13 losing seasons. Tell my dad who’s been waiting 39 years for a Super Bowl.
Uuuughh the Saints are probably the best team in the league right now, and they got the Eagles next. I will be at my local Saints bar cheering for them like I have for well over a decade. I can’t wait lol
I hope her feelings are hurt for the rest of the season 🤣
According to my fantasy team projections (😮💨) they will be lol then maybe her little pretend football obsession will be over
Yeah, this season will be a test for her for sure. It’s like when she realized her new PMDD content didn’t actually work with her need to constantly travel and go to events to escape her dull self. When she realized PMDD meant she had to fake it once a month she dropped it.
THIS! I’m there watching my (hockey) team win or lose. I love to trash talk and analyze! But she doesn’t know the sport to do these things. She just cries on Instagram wanting more sympathy over something she’s liked for half a season. She doesn’t know real sports fan pain.
The grown toddler.
It’s giving toddlers and tiaras
We shall rename it - Tools and Tiaras
Why the spread legs though…kinda whoreish
Can we talk about how awful these nails are?! (They are her favorite quickie brand) I can see the glue. They don’t fit properly. The designs are gross- they look like injuries! Wtf.
quickies are not good for the natural nail, cuticle and they look like garbage.
Little Miss doesn’t have lip filler. Must be fit glow making her lips so big 🙄
Also love the alarm on her face when J turns the camera to her
Also…looks like she still the same size as always. Crazy. She is literally such a filtering fake
Seriously shots like that is when I don’t believe she’s lost weight and it’s all filters all the time
She filters herself so small and then you see her thick arms, belly pooch and non chiseled jaw in photos like this and it all makes sense. She’s a fake.
I hate her so much for getting away with this. She’s such a terrible influence for the body confidence community. Then she’ll make a video about how you get rolls while sitting and your arms look a certain way in the car or some bs.
Arms don’t get bigger and smaller in and out of cars and sitting lol
You know Sarah jumps through hoops though to make people believe things lol
Id also like to add, this is her face…and it looks NOTHING like her filtered self. Thanks Gma
Yup the au natural squared jaw is still there live, kicking and in living colour on SOMEONE ELSE’S camera! Gotcha mama.
That side gap on the corners of her mouth and the migration up to her nose is concerning. She must be filler blind. It looks awful
mean mommy face
I took the exact same screenshot, haha. When she pans back a second time, she’s making a stupid face sticking out her chin and sucking in her neck. She was ready 😂
Yes I noticed that too!!! I couldn’t imagine living like her and having to worry about having my face a certain way bc I’ve created such a lie.
She’s so gross. Always thinking about her looks. I couldn’t imagine living my life like that. A lying fake
Sarah is honestly an idiot and will make herself look like an idiot for content.
When the excessive Botox infiltrates the brain
Yeah I grabbed a screenshot of that too. So stupid.
There is no end to her stupidity.
Her stupid fake face makes me so mad lol. Thank god Shane is teaching Lemon because Sarah is a MORON and thinks it’s adorable to be this stupid.
The muffin top bulging under the tucked in shirt. Giiiirl. You need a bigger pant size. Just cuz you can squeeze into it, doesn’t mean you should. That must be awful digging in all day. OoomphIt’s making me so uncomfortable and I’m not even wearing the jeans
ETA: like they look so uncomfy even standing up
Fupa is still fupaing
So bad…
What was she blathering on about this time?
L was reading Sarah letters in a title and said apostrophe when it was a comma and Sarah didn’t notice the mistake. She sent Shane the video and he had to tell her it’s a comma
I have no words
I don’t know how to attach photos here but her jeans on are so damn tight (waaaay to small) you can see her muffin top in her tucked in shirt… Like why???
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She absolutely must touch her boobs.
Every time someone else is going to take her picture, she wears something loose. Never fails.
Absolutely.
The fact they need another photoshoot. Why do they need a new anniversary shoot every single year? Why not make it special and save it for important anniversaries. She’s obsessed with having pictures of herself done. I bet Shane hates having to do this but he’ll never put his foot down that’s for sure. I bet this woman never hears the word “no”.
Once again she’s feeling so obsessed with the her she sees in her camera 🙄
You can just see how excited he is for this venture, he’s wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Q’uelle suprise 🤦🏻 Can the man not kick it up a notch once in a while ?
They had to reschedule this because he was “sick” Was that when his Reddit acct was found??
She said sick on their trip. So brazil. So, did he go there when sick or have to pretend for her camera he was fine when he got sick? Gross.
She definitely said he was “sick” the weekend of their anniversary and somehow he was magically better for Brazil!
He legit looks so fucking tired of this and I bet he dressed like that on purpose
He’s so crusty.
He didn’t get the jeans hemmed - the roll up is not a good look for a short man
And a story with L in her underwear. Classy parenting. Wow.
Sarah never actually takes care of L so of course she didn’t think to grab a little pair of pants. What mom doesn’t know that most kids would get really uncomfortable being on the beach in a tulle underskirt. Or little L didn’t want to get her new dress dirty. But Sarah is only ever focused on herself.
And how excited she was to point out someone else was watching her kid even while that person was doing their job. Couldn’t be Sarah.
She wants everyone touching them!
This seems out of character for him, must of got her pretty excited. I wonder if she mounted him on the closest rock she could find.
🤣
What is going on here lol???