I was wearing earbuds so I just ignored him completely and eventually he shut up, but this is why I continue to mask, because these people are crazy.

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    anytime someone asks why I’m wearing a mask I say it’s because I don’t trust the government. they either short circuit long enough for me to walk away or immediately go “hell yeah” and try to fist bump me

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      I told my landlord during lockdown that his handyman had to wear a mask when he came to my house so he wore a “fuck Biden” mask and I was just like haha I love your mask man fuck that guy

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        please do not look at me without the express written consent of Major League Faces

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        “they told us to stop wearing masks because they needed to train their new ‘AI’ facial recognition on us.”

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          This is kind of unironically true. I’ve been to a couple casinos recently in teh past year or two and they make you take pictures for facial recognition.