I prefer regular foods that help with constipation, not meds.
UPDATE: I forced the shit out somehow
Try not pooping for 3 days. This tricks your body into no longer being constipated
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Yo, didn’t notice it was the same person
This is hilarious
The profile picture is super memorable to me, for some reason.
WHERE’S THE EXPLANATION OF YOUR SIN.
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I am happy for your achievement. Well done!
So I’m going to assume the no poop mission was a success.
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So are we going to get an explanation on the 3 poopless days?
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I love these posts. But Imma be pissed off if we find out mizu is Gallowboob or some fucker like that from reddit.
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So you gave yourself constipation in order to not poop for 3 days… can you tellbus what you were doing now?
I’m so confused on this dudes post history. Intentionally clearing himself out and giving himself constipation but with access to toilets and an air conditioned tent??
This is either the biggest shitpost ever or some kind of evacuation fetish.
Shits crazy.
I’ll just say that there’s a reason for the old people eating prunes stereotype.
The classic way I know of is a large black coffee and a bran muffin. If you can manage to get stuck in traffic about an hour after you eat, it increases the odds of it working.
I’m utterly convinced at this point this dude is pranking us HARD. 🤣
Thanks for concluding the saga for us @mizu, it’s been a wild ride.
I take kratom, an herb with opioid properties so I deal with this a lot. Prunes and other dried fruits have sugar alcohols, which work for a lot of people, coffee is ok. I take magnesium and fuller supplements, so try bananas and oatmeal if you wanna do this with just food.
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Prune juice, coffee, and any spicy foods.
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You joke, but old school nurses do just that: mix prune juice, coffee, and milk of magnesia. They call this combo “The Bomb” lol: https://drslusher.com/constipation-remedy-or-the-bomb/
I’m more inclined to tell you that while I appreciate your commitment to a natural remedy, Miralax (polyethylene glycol powder) is the most effective remedy in my personal experience as a nurse. For what it’s worth.
Long walks and much water. Also try eating prunes.
This is the way. Oatmeal or anything with high fiber will help as well.
However prunes or are really where it’s at.
Anything with lots of fiber, especially darker leaves like kale. The less cooked, the better. But a warm enema can also help a lot in a dire situation.
Miralax! Works for my toddler. 😂