Actually non-denominational churches come in two sizes: mega and strip mall

The “Methodist” part really depends on which side of the schism your church landed on. There are absolutely bigoted Methodists.

Baptist is spot on though. Especially southern baptists, which tend to be the most fire-and-brimstone with their preaching.

As the old joke goes: “What’s the biggest difference between Methodists and baptists? Baptists won’t wave at each other in the liquor store.”