ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 18 hours agoAlpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tamponsthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1580arrow-down18
arrow-up1572arrow-down1external-linkAlpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tamponsthehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 18 hours agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squareqjkxbmwvz@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52arrow-down2·13 hours agoGuy buying condoms? He’s hoping to get some. Guy buying tampons? He’s definitely getting some.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoSingle dad erasure!
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·13 hours agoAnd probably using condoms or he’d be buying pregnancy tests instead
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 hours agoHave the republicans banned birth control in your state already?
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·13 hours agoHe is determined to earn the name “Red Beard”.
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoEarn your red wings yet?
Guy buying condoms? He’s hoping to get some.
Guy buying tampons? He’s definitely getting some.
Single dad erasure!
And probably using condoms or he’d be buying pregnancy tests instead
Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?
Next week
He is determined to earn the name “Red Beard”.
Earn your red wings yet?