Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I’m not sure we have the same definition of NSFW… I just don’t want to see this kind of stuff if I haven’t chosen to. The same applies for gore or shocking images, not just sexually explicit content.
I had been edging over pictures of man for 10 hours but then I happened to scroll down and see this. The supple edges, the face, beautiful and full of life… It was tooo much, i couldn’t stop it a came faster than even the flesh . I lost all control of my body and beat my meat to this image for 20 minutes straight, jizz staining my clothing and overflowing my hands, and as a climaxed i reached post nut clarity and realised horrified, what i’d done, my 3789 day streak gone in seconds due to this unbelievably sexy image. WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS!!! LOOK WHAT YOU’VE MADE ME DO!!!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I’m not sure we have the same definition of NSFW… I just don’t want to see this kind of stuff if I haven’t chosen to. The same applies for gore or shocking images, not just sexually explicit content.
It’s a jokey copy pasta, not a serious response.
I had been edging over pictures of man for 10 hours but then I happened to scroll down and see this. The supple edges, the face, beautiful and full of life… It was tooo much, i couldn’t stop it a came faster than even the flesh . I lost all control of my body and beat my meat to this image for 20 minutes straight, jizz staining my clothing and overflowing my hands, and as a climaxed i reached post nut clarity and realised horrified, what i’d done, my 3789 day streak gone in seconds due to this unbelievably sexy image. WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS!!! LOOK WHAT YOU’VE MADE ME DO!!!
Thank you, the first comment you wrote missed a homophobic remark, this one is better
This was written by a different user.
I was speaking about the comment they deleted
Oh, I see.