• jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    The whole FAQ is pretty amazing. My favorites:

    How do you know who didn’t vote?

    We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

    The data you have on me is wrong! I didn’t vote in 2020 and it says I did, or it says I’m red-leaning when I’m definitely blue, or whatever. I demand you fix this.

    Consider the teachings of Buddhism: “The seed of suffering in you may be strong, but don’t wait until you have no more suffering before allowing yourself to be happy.”

    Now, calm your mind and meditate on the knowledge that Cards Against Humanity does not have time for this shit