• don
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        I think they mean they race to finish peeing before the flush cycle ends, but I’ve been wrong before.

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      Do you have an idea how much bacteria the flushing water throwing back at your whatever you have there

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          Eleven bacteria?! Holy fuck have you ever tried taking a shower before or do you just go swimming in sewage

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        How’s that work? Does the water pick all of the bacteria from out of itself and throw it back all at once, or does it just casually lob ‘em onto their jibbly bits one at a time?

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      Do you ever win? Flush is too fast. Unless you wait until the very last dribbles to flush.

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    🚨 Put the plunger in immediately and start proactively plunging. 🪠🚽🚨

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      Just how proactive are we talking? Before every shit? The second you flush every time you whip straight around and start plunging?

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    This reminds me of why the term “sticky icky” never ever makes me think me of weed.