Small nations in 1444 say “I’ve got my whole life ahead of me” No you don’t the Ottoman Empire (debt) is coming!!
Explaining socialism to a paradox-player
“So imagine you’re a country…”Basically the plot of Victoria 3
Then they nerf it because it disagrees with your ideology
“So imagine you go communist as Mexico and the United States decides to ignore WW2 and the Great Depression to invade you”
“small but notable” lmaoooo sometimes I wish I had this kind of person’s main character syndrome.
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Yeah nah legit a lot of HRE principalities were pretty much just one broke ass elector with no qualifications against the world.
My favourite example was the Duchy of Oświęcim (later infamous for Auschwitz camp location) which were three small towns and like 45 villages, and then it got divided further to the three even smaller duchies of Oświęcim, Zator and Toszek.
European history be like:
Nah you’re lucky if you’re an elector there’s like 8 of those but like 50000 little shithole principalities and counties
BE
Dudes will say shit like they identify with the kingdom of Burgundy, but than refuse to acknowledge other people’s pronouns
we/our
killed by spain/absorbed by france
Someone should make a legit paradox battle royale game. Whoever paints a fantasy map wins, you can even have defeated players join up and dukes and counts and get rewarded by how high in the hierarchy they are.
Map game fortnite could legit be something.
I thought I wanted VR porn, but actually…
Please don’t, every time Paradox get some MP ideas main single game suffers from it greatly, also no fun brigade is always circling like vultures watching for it, ready to fuck things up even further.
That’s just paradox MP in public lobbies.
My thoughts lmfao
This would just be a version of like utopia or trajan or 50000 other text based games but with a map and UI
Any versions of those with a map and UI?
Dwarf Fortress was ascii garble (still played it) until it was given graphics and a U.I
CK2 did have the Shattered World setting, which can setup a game where each county starts out as an independent ruler. I assume actually trying to play it as a multiplayer game with a decent quantity of players would run into netcode issues though, Paradox games seem to struggle pretty bad with crashes and desyncs when the player count goes up (and besides, even if they didn’t, you’re probably going to struggle to find several dozen other map sickos to play with you for hours each day )
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I’m just like Ulm
I am a small but notable rogue servitor cluster. Do not resist.
As a map-toucher, some music in Paradox games has no business going as hard as it does.
EU4 - Sabaton - A Lifetime of War
Sabaton - The Lion From the North
CK2 - Going to War
Ck2 had some real bangers.
Yeah, but CK3 have one of the worse music of all PDX games, literally nothing catches the ear there.
Stellaris also have great soundtrack, though expansions since probably Utopia are worsening it, but that can be turned ingame just to vanilla music.
I will not stand for this Machine Age OST slander
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playing video games should be punishable by death. this is not a bit, i am 100% serious
Death to America.
Wow can’t wait to screenshot this and post it over on .ee or whatever and cry in public
Come and get me
You’d like that wouldn’t you, you sick little hide and seek freak. Keep your game fetish to yourself
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
@MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net Did you just summon them?
what a serious waste of my turn on the lathe.
OMFW RIGHT NOW with a couple Battletech figurines.
You will enjoy PAINTING YOUR MODELS and TABLETOP EXPERIENCES and LOVE IT
“molon labe” ass mfs when we molon labe:
utrecht is going to be my entire personality now
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hooooohahahahahahahah
hoooooooooooooooo
hahahahahahahahaha snort these people cannot be real
Map-touchers
New name for Hetalia fans just dropped.