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Just go with Blart Blimpson after Paul Blart.
There is zero percent chance this is real… right? RIGHT?
Why can’t you just find an existing name that means “blessed”? Anna? Beatrice? Celeste!? JUST PICK A NAME YOU’D BE WILLING TO USE YOURSELF!!! 😤
On the one hand, I think this is a joke. On the other, I really hope this is someone’s actual living quandary
I don’t know, Bloomer Blimpson would be a good alternative too. Maybe Blisa Blimpson?
What a beautiful blitpost