I hate scrum
I hate stand up
I hate sprints
Fuck Toyota
How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)
I want to quit but I can’t get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.
I just try to use agile against the product team as often as I can. “Well, agile says we should adjust to whatever works for the team and this meeting isn’t providing any value.”
It doesn’t work all the time, but I’ve eliminated a few meetings. I still don’t like my job, but it is what it is.