will 100% guarantee a brain meltdown as they try to explain to you a basic historical fact. literally like has the same effect as flat earth used to, but not a meme.
Broke:denying 9/11
Woke:denying the existence of the WTC
Bespoke:Denying the existence of New York
Baroque: Denying the existence of the year 2001
September 11th 1973. Allende’s revolution will return!
“Bro the terrorists killed like 3000 people, dont you have a heart?”
Motherfucker, 5k people die everyday to covid my guy, why should I give a fuck? :agony-turbo:
Or insist that it actually happened on March Thirteenth, and when the C.H.U.D. gets confused, in the most condescending voice/manner possible that its not 9/11, its actually 911 day, named that because of how many people called 911 that day when the buildings exploded and in honor of how many first responders died “during the explosions” (make sure to use this exact phrasing as many times as you can, bonus points for saying “The Explodings” instead of “The Explosions”)
This is a great life bit. I need to do this more often. Just totally denying to know anything going on around me. Sounds like a blast
It works so good when Qanon chuds yell about their insane drivel and I go, “Sorry ma’am, I don’t follow politics. I don’t even know who the president is.”
How many blurt out “JOE BIDEN!” before their brains catch up and then get even madder
