Computer, give me the most Reddit-coded sentence
Ummm, le epic france is bacon
narwhalsderps at midnight?this angers me beyond reason
b*rnie
Bornie
Barnie
TWO PLUS TWO IS FOUR
MINUS ONE THAT’S THREE QUICK MATHS
Sad it got memed to death, the song had some legit bars.
I walk thru the door
Your dad is 44
feel like i started to see tiktok reposts so maybe it’s being revived to “this was actually good” status
when the ting went quack quack quack
you man were ducking
how I picture the tenant from hell
You know what chumpfuckery and fuckcrustable means?
Nobody does, they’re just trying to impress a girl.
They’re nonbinary, thank you very much!
I know chump and fuck and hell and damn and shit
All the good swears
fuckcrustable is a portmanteau of the words fuck and uncrustable, chumpfuckery is a portmanteau of chump and dumbfuck turned into a verb
I wish I could be as self-actualized as this tweet
I can’t put into words the quality that this tweet embodies, but whatever it is, it’s 100% fully the platonic ideal of that thing
SNL fans
i think i hate this
They used cromulent wrong, unless their day was an acceptable fuckcrustable.
As it was written
I think i liked the libs more when they needed drinky, now they needy genocidey
I forgot Tom was a landlord
None of these words are in the Bible.
Try some turpentine Tommy!
Hopefully they drank themselves to death over that post. What a shit post. Not a shitpost. A shit post.
Neededy*
