“He did attempt to give one of the injured some water, but otherwise he was just placing crystals around the bodies.”

I hope this isn’t misdirection but why would they publish it otherwise?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpHxLZReiI

the nose knows

Bullying works.

It costs nothing to lie, maybe they get more police presence or inspire customers to rat on one another.

Why not?

everybody calped

I don’t know if I’ve never seen hell depicted with a gated entrance.

It’s a pile of corpses and quicklime.

I asked my lifelong partner, Bonzi, if this new AI made them feel threatened. Bonzi just put on a pair of shades before materializing a vine and swinging offscreen.

but i do.

And their faces just got longer and longer in response to the jokes.

Literally happy little trees.

I’m the dude somehow leaning the wrong way out of a schoolbus window.

I know a cute little coffee shop just 10 minutes from our, uh, my office.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Greenberry’s+Coffee+Co./@38.9339268,-77.1803815,20z/data=!3m1!5s0x89b7b55b29f04a5b:0x30e71f6fd02c31af!4m6!3m5!1s0x89b7b55b1ec2b59f:0x6ac53ddf64417e1b!8m2!3d38.9339137!4d-77.1807525!16s%2Fg%2F1tt0r__s?entry=ttu

1. A God game/simulation game somewhere between Populous and Dwarf fortress where the behaviour is complex but the player doesn’t have to do as much to keep things on the rails and the interactions are mostly just terrain manipulation and nudging. If you could build a rich, stable simulation that had simple rules, based on terrain, water, wind and weather and allowed the player to manipulate those things, i think it would be a really fun sandbox.

2. One of those 2D bridge builder games but the structures are in orbit, optionally patterned radially around an entire planet so you could build an orbital ring or other wacky megastructures.

Depicted: Jordan Peterson reading more theory than you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4sdwdtCiXQ