The problem is all summer I lie to myself and say it’s really not so bad except for like 6 weeks from the end of December till February then we change the clocks and I have to get blinded by giant fucking trucks for 45 minutes every night.
This is a serious problem and not a petty personal grievance that’s an obvious consequence of living whre I chose to.
Yeah exactly. Winters are dark, but it’s really only 6-7 weeks, or it would be if it WEREN’T FOR THE FUCKING FARMERS GETTING TO DECIDE OUR CLOCKS FOR SOME REASON DEATH TO THEM DEATH TO FARMERS I WILL BE THE REVERSE POL POT DEATH- [Editors note: The rant continues for 15 minutes in like manner. Transcription ends here]
The fucking tractors can drive themselves with GPS and track how much they’ve harvested through sensors to know when to swap tractors. Pretty sure they can figure out how to turn on the fucking headlights.
“I forgot how dark winters are” I exclaim every year, forgetting that The Man has Fucked With The Clock
The problem is all summer I lie to myself and say it’s really not so bad except for like 6 weeks from the end of December till February then we change the clocks and I have to get blinded by giant fucking trucks for 45 minutes every night.
This is a serious problem and not a petty personal grievance that’s an obvious consequence of living whre I chose to.
Yeah exactly. Winters are dark, but it’s really only 6-7 weeks, or it would be if it WEREN’T FOR THE FUCKING FARMERS GETTING TO DECIDE OUR CLOCKS FOR SOME REASON DEATH TO THEM DEATH TO FARMERS I WILL BE THE REVERSE POL POT DEATH- [Editors note: The rant continues for 15 minutes in like manner. Transcription ends here]
1 / (Pol Pot) = Push Plate
This joke is flying over my head, but I am sure it’s very funny so I’ve upbeared it
the reverse (i’m using mathematical inverse here) of “Pull Pot” is “Push Plate”
That is funny and very clever! Thanks for explaining it
Also big fan of your profile name
The fucking tractors can drive themselves with GPS and track how much they’ve harvested through sensors to know when to swap tractors. Pretty sure they can figure out how to turn on the fucking headlights.