More than 80 hours per week??? I gotta be honest though. Whoever sends a job application to the fucking ‘DOGE’ deserves to wither away working 120 hours per week sucking sucking Elon’s toes

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    We need more austerity! It’s always the answer!

    Creates a whole new department in the government for austerity when Congress can just unilaterally cut everything besides military and corporate subsidies

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      Now now, you’d have to be more clever with it. Or not even propose austerity per-se. Talk about cutting bloat and streamlining processes, privatizing things and creating a shit-ton of public-private partnerships, maybe throw in a bit of AI hype or talk about “national defense” and industrial interests while winking and nudging towards whatever grift is the flavor of the season.

      Maybe we should get a job at “@Doge,” we’re overqualified lol