You do know that’s not what shire means, right?
I don’t think he know about Shires, Pip.
What about Tookland? Buckland? Bree-land? Overhill? Hobbiton? He knows about them, doesn’t he?
Not even Worcestershire?
Just means county.
Okay but what if Pippin had a double barrel in the books?
That’s Merry.
Okay but what if Pippin had a double Merry in the books?
They call them pints.
Right, anyways
Where’s Sam? Is he secret? Is he safe?
Well, someone had to take the picture, no?
You are both wise and fair.
Looks like an album cover.
What would this band be called?
Three blokes and a gun
Merry, Pippin, and two smoking barrelsFrodo, Doggo, and two smoking hobbitses
Little on the nose there
Shire roads, take me home to the place I belong
Western Shire, hobbit mama
Take me home, shire road 🎵
No one tasked with writing an essay would substitute an 11 letter word with a 5 letter word.
