• Astroturfed@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Although unlikely, it’s possible he has testicles they harvested sperm from and doesn’t actually have a dick. Although, I think it’s far more likely he has a micro penis that’s barely functional, that he uses to impregnate women he’s somehow conned into tolerating him.

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      1 year ago

      You spend a lot of time thinking about this dudes genitals.

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        1 year ago

        You don’t spend nights awake wondering what Elons dick looks like? Guess I need therapy.