• Invertedouroboros@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I kinda don’t get these articles. “Giuliani expected to surrender” the fuck else is he gonna do? Flee to Russia? Make a run for it? Cover himself in his own melting hair dye like Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to escape from the predator? I’d fucking love to see him try. But really the fuck else could he have even done?

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      the fuck else is he gonna do? Flee to Russia? Make a run for it? Cover himself in his own melting hair dye like Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to escape from the predator?

      Stop it. I can only get so hard.

    • A Phlaming Phoenix
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      1 year ago

      Yeah, this headline might read, “Guilliani required by law to surrender”. Not news.

      • astray
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        1 year ago

        And he’ll certainly have all his bail prearranged so he will show up and go home afterwards. I don’t see why they act like these people are actually being arrested or will actually even see bars.