Got it off reddit and dont want to find the original because im on mobile. Im a lib
My wife & I removed all lightbulbs and sun-pollution from our home. I have one set of night-vision goggles that i wear, so i can continue to see. She can hunt for prey whenever, but it grows her reliance on me as the head and husband to keep her and our gibbering brood of nighthorrors in order.
i think you should also move all your appliances to the ceiling so that you can use your sneaky sticky gloves and ropes to hang upsidedown with your cool nightvision goggles, this also grows her reliance on you
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A marriage is when you make a woman your slave right?
Yes, according to Engels. He was right.
Fellas, is it gay to let your wife find out the time on her own?
im 99% its a bit account, just based on other tweets by them. v funny tho
I suspect you are right. He claims to have authored several books, but I can’t find evidence of them outside of his Twitter feed.
99% certain way too many creepy fucks will miss the bit/satire/whatever and see his advice as “based” anyway.
Minutes later: Why the fuck is she never on time for anything.
“If you needed to know the time, why didn’t you ask?”
Wife: what’s the time? Husband: tune to buy a w…ait a minute!
Because she’s fucking better men hopefully
If this is real that guy needs to face the wall
“Mind telling
me the time?”
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This is art
I don’t think it is, not that there aren’t men like this out there.
Theory: cishet white boomers are so vanilla and puritanical about sex because their D/S dynamic is inflicted upon the entirety of society with no safeword; they don’t need to play pretend in latex suits and stuff behind closed doors. Their entire lives are constructed around ensuring the complete dominance of one person over the other in marriage in a way far more totalising than any sex-slave fetish thing could ever be.
I agree with this take. Every time boomers talk about marriage it’s like I’m listening to some extremely submissive bottom tell me their crazy fantasy. How do you not get embarrassed by being so overly sexual in public?
I’m sure Dworkin or Foucault have some deep analysis of the historical reactionary mindset, but you can’t convince me they’re not also getting off.
Absolutely not where I thought that was going lol
Expected some variation of “time and timezones are a form of gubmit social control”
Out of curiosity, does she have a cell phone? Just asking questions…
Not until she’s old enough, no
The Steven Crowder School of Family Automobile Management
That was one of the worst things that came to light in that video. The verbal abuse and everything that played out was horiffic, but with the car thing you know that this is a deeply though out strategy of control and abuse. Millionaire jerk off chooses to only have one car to control his wife (who was likely groomed for abuse through her conservative Christian upbringing)
That was one of the worst things that came to light in that video. The verbal abuse and everything that played out was horiffic, but with the car thing you know that this is a deeply though out strategy of control and abuse. Millionaire jerk off chooses to only have one car to control his wife (who was likely groomed for abuse through her conservative Christian upbringing)
When chuddier atheists describe themselves as “culturally Christian” that’s the part they picked up and kept.
Never trust a man who thinks touching his co-workers with his Content Warning is funny.
These are the folks that libs want to compromise with.
Libs please explain how you compromise with a man who believes his wife shouldn’t even be allowed access to a clock. I’d love to hear it.
Libs: his wife should be allowed access to a clock sometimes, based on demonstrated and proven need
Affordable clock access for Pell Grant recipients who operates a successful business in an underserved community for at least five years.
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The main exception to that is the leadership of the Democratic party. Biden and Pelosi both seem to still have west wing brain, with Schumer being the one person who might actually have a functioning brain.
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You missed this great follow-up. I’m 99% sure that it is a bit account.
10/10, no notes.
understandable, at my house we do the same thing ever since I caught my wife sucking clock
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