JERSEY CITY, NJ—In the tragic wake of her unexpected passing, sources confirmed Monday that a grandmother’s sudden death forced local parents Wilson and Patricia LaRusso to explain to their children what happens when you snitch. “Well, buddy, Gran-Gran was a rat—do you know what that is?” Wilson LaRusso said as he and…
Sometimes snitches end up in ditches.
Stitches are when you want to teach the snitch a lesson. Ditches are when you want to teach everyone else a lesson.