It was time to man up and prepare to be a good father. I went to Walmart and bought a shit ton of baby clothes and barbecue sauce. When I got home, I latherd the barbecue sauce on the baby clothes and then…
The delivery man arrived with the capybara. It was a chunky once, my wife was screaming with joy. We took the capybara inside to show it around its new home. At first it hesitated, but then it started checking out its new surroundings, eventually proceeding to take a massive shit on our brand new wooly carpet. It’s at that moment that my wife started to…
It was time to man up and prepare to be a good father. I went to Walmart and bought a shit ton of baby clothes and barbecue sauce. When I got home, I latherd the barbecue sauce on the baby clothes and then…
The delivery man arrived with the capybara. It was a chunky once, my wife was screaming with joy. We took the capybara inside to show it around its new home. At first it hesitated, but then it started checking out its new surroundings, eventually proceeding to take a massive shit on our brand new wooly carpet. It’s at that moment that my wife started to…