• DavidGarcia@feddit.nl
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    1 year ago

    There’s a fundamental Christian conspiracy theory that the Vatican secretly rules the World and is controlled by gnostic satanist Jesuits or something.

    All the major politcial players like UN, EU, NATO, WEF, Putin and Biden are all Vatican puppets. Something something every major polical figure has gone to a Jesuit school, like Trump, Newsom, Cuomo and Fauci and somehow that makes them puppets.

    All with the end goal of bringing back Lucifer worship via Mary worship (secretly Venus/Inanna worship or something). And also the Vatican invented Islam to install Mary worship or something. I think the Free Masons which is just a Templar organization are controlled by the Vatican too. Oh and the Illuminati etc too lol, because Adam Weißhaupt was a Jesuit professor.

    Also Fascism, National Socialism, Marxism, Socialism, Communism are all invented by the Vatican to implement a worldwide theocracy or something.

    Oh yeah and Israel was founded by Templars, because of course they are a Jesuit project too.

    There is the black pope (as opposed to the normal white pope we all knoe) that secrety really pulls the strings, aka the superior general of the Society of Jesus.

    And of course the royal bloodlines and banking families are all involved too. Oh yeah and the Mafia too lol. Rothschilds are Knights of Malta.

    Oh and they all practice Sex Magick or something. Something something semen retention, something something divine androgyne something represented by the Star of David = male + female triangle something Bathomet worship.

    I love this theory it makes no sense and literally every conspiracy theory under one roof, it is an absolute curve ball. There’s like another million batshit insane theories I didn’t mention under this umbrella.