• phx@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    “Officer, you’ll have to excuse me, but this is bullshit”

    “Sir, I assure you this is a perfectly legal sto…”

    “No, like real bullshit. Howdy Doodee just dropped his namesake in the back seat and it’s starting to smell. Gimme a sec to grab a pan and shovel”