• PrettyBlackDress@lemdit.comOPM
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    1 year ago

    “Hey what’s up mother fucker!? You wanna go to margaritaville and get shitfaced!?” I stammer, “Uh, yea FUCKING CLAP THEM CHEEKS BITCH ASS TITTY HOE! Can you come pick me up like right now? FUCK !!!” Matilda yells in a shout, “On my way bitch!”

    I hung up the phone and began to wait for her. SHIT!! I went into my closet and picked out a prom dress to wear FUCK!

    As I put on THE FUCKING GOD DAM DRESS! I realized…