“Oh! No actually I’m not, why what’s up?” Daniel quickly looked down and then back up to meet Danielle’s eyes and said, "Oh ok cool, I wanted to know if you’d like to go roller skating with me and my sponsor Kevin from AA tomorrow. "
Danielle, looking a bit puzzled, said, “Yea, I don’t see why not ! Can you pick me up at 6pm after work?”
Daniel happily exclaimed, “Of course!” He then smiled and walked back towards his desk. Filled with excitement, Daniel shut down his computer and got his things ready to leave for the office.
As he exited the office and got into his car and started the engine, he took out a machete from his backpack, paused for a second to think and…
decided to go rob the gas station down the road. “I need more money to buy myself a new set of clothes and a pendant” he thought to himself while dreaming about his date with Danielle tomorrow. Yes, it’s a date - what else could you call it? - and he was going to make sure he looks his best.
Bursting into the gas station, Daniel took out the machete and began to shout:
“ALRIGHT YOU MUGS, LISTEN UP! THIS IS A STICK-UP! DON’T ANYBODY MOVE OR IT’S MOM’S SPAGHETTI!”
The two men behind the counter looked at each other bewildered.
Daniel: “YOU THERE, WITH THE SHITTY MUSTACHE. GIVE ME ALL THE CASH IN THE REGISTER. PUT IT IN A BAG. HURRY THE FUCK UP I’M LOSING MY COOL”
“Oh! No actually I’m not, why what’s up?” Daniel quickly looked down and then back up to meet Danielle’s eyes and said, "Oh ok cool, I wanted to know if you’d like to go roller skating with me and my sponsor Kevin from AA tomorrow. "
Danielle, looking a bit puzzled, said, “Yea, I don’t see why not ! Can you pick me up at 6pm after work?”
Daniel happily exclaimed, “Of course!” He then smiled and walked back towards his desk. Filled with excitement, Daniel shut down his computer and got his things ready to leave for the office.
As he exited the office and got into his car and started the engine, he took out a machete from his backpack, paused for a second to think and…
decided to go rob the gas station down the road. “I need more money to buy myself a new set of clothes and a pendant” he thought to himself while dreaming about his date with Danielle tomorrow. Yes, it’s a date - what else could you call it? - and he was going to make sure he looks his best.
Bursting into the gas station, Daniel took out the machete and began to shout: “ALRIGHT YOU MUGS, LISTEN UP! THIS IS A STICK-UP! DON’T ANYBODY MOVE OR IT’S MOM’S SPAGHETTI!”
The two men behind the counter looked at each other bewildered.
Daniel: “YOU THERE, WITH THE SHITTY MUSTACHE. GIVE ME ALL THE CASH IN THE REGISTER. PUT IT IN A BAG. HURRY THE FUCK UP I’M LOSING MY COOL”
It’s at that moment that…