Oh boy do I fucking hate privatized toilet paper. Just fucking nationalize it already. We as a society have grown past the need to spend millions upon millions on advertisements to get you to wipe your ass with Quilted Northern, Angel Soft, Charmin, whatever. We don’t fucking NEED the Charmin Bears to tell us to wipe our asses, we will do that regardless. We don’t NEED to have toilet paper producers competing to sell us shit wiping paper. Just redirect the egregious advertising budgets and executive salaries to distribution logistics and ensure we all can wipe our fucking asses. Cacapeepeetalism.
I love going to the store and having an entire shelf dedicated to like 10 different brands of toilet paper, and spending 5 minutes looking dumbfounded, trying to find the one that’s just regular white paper without any fancy colored patterns on it and alleged smells of forest fruit or herbs. I JUST WANT TO WIPE MY ASS GODDAMMIT :rage-cry:
:angery: cummienism when 1 brand of tp
