I think this might be the first time I’ve seen an Onion article almost exactly mirror something I’ve read people saying on 4chan. Especially the last part.

If we were all just a little more racist…maybe we could see eye to eye…

If it weren’t for the trans community I’d already be retired.

Of course he’s an Edina cake eater

Hah hah ha old people hahahaha AmIRITE !??? Hahahah