• DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world
    42·
    10 months ago

    Or in my bonehead dog’s case:

    “A terrible murderer disguised as my owner is breaking into my house with a key, just like he does at 5:30 every day!”

    • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
      10·
      10 months ago

      My mom’s dog:

      A vicious psycho killer has entered the room, pretending to be u/DharmaCurious! He’s even mimicked his scent perfectly! Mama, Mama wake up, you’re in danger! … now feed me, imposter!