Fuck you Nerys, tell your mum to tell Sisko’s mum I’ll be over late tonight!

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    Fuck you Kira, your mom keeps trying to sneak a finger up my wormhole, tell her I’m Gul of that sector too!

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      Fuck you Odo, your mom loves rim jobs and I like Haagen Dazs, let’s get some fuckin’ ice cream!

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        Fuck you swab, your mom squirted so hard last night I thought I’d fucked Odo between shapes.

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          Fuck you, Duras, your mom dishonored herself so hard last night that her entire house is banned from Sto’Vo’kor.

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            Fuck you flux, I railed your mum so hard last night she thought there were five lights!

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                Fuck you cheery, tell your mum she’s got to be quieter when I’m in her. Sounded like a pack of Klingons warning Stovokor she’s coming and woke up my neighbour, mediator Riva!

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              Lmao I wish as was half as funny as you and the other commenters in this thread, all I did was reuse standard letterkenny quotes while replacing the names but I knew I’d see some good comments from others. This one is gold as well my friend!

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                Awww, thanks for the kind words, much appreciated! Seriously, a kind comment like that is worth all the upvotes. And thank you for getting the ball rolling, it’s a really fun combo!

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                  Sorry for the late reply, my lemmy app didn’t notify me there was a reply so I stumbled on this while rereading the comments in this thread. Always nice to exchange smiles and laughter with a stranger on the internet, this is what it should be for rather than the toxicity that is the modern internet! Take care friend :)

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      Fuck you, Deana, I finished your mom off so hard last night that every Vulcan in a 10 lightyear radius entered Pon Farr.