• FoxyZac64@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    My joke Monopoly “Get out of Jail” free card , my like $0.30 gift cards, business cards of furry artist from the last con I went to and my coupon for a haircut? o_o Why would anyone want my things lol

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      1 year ago

      When I say “everything” I mean it! So hand over your shoes, jacket, that haircut coupon and everything else, except your underwear and socks. I don’t want those. And don’t tell me, you don’t have a phone! It’s not working!

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        1 year ago

        Well at least I can walk home kinda clothed. And uhhh no I have a telegraph. Ya. Morse code and such. So yep. Ignore the square in my pocket, that’s a tumor I swear.

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          1 year ago

          Morse code huh? I don’t see any telegraph poles around. Guess I’ll take your jeans too and check it out by myself. So come on, down with that!